WAY TOO FUCKING SOON
Too horrible, but I can’t not.
oh my god I can’t
COFFEE. OUT. NOSE.
In 1731 someone gave to King Frederick I of Sweden skin and bones of a lion, an exotic gift. The king decided to stuff it. The only problem was that the taxidermist had never seen a real lion. And here’s the result.
The lion is still on display in the castle of Gripsholm.found at laboiteverte.fr
Some inappropriate drawings of NeuYako I guess in between OTP requests
mariel you draw excellent porn
i salute you
This is my youngest daughter, Ava. I felt that I needed to share the conversation she and I had after a school field trip today.
Ava: Mommy, we saw Princesses skating on the ice!!
Me: Wow!! Did you have fun?
Ava: Yeah, but there is a best part!!
Me: What was it?
Ava: We got to meet the Princesses and I asked Snow White if she had a boyfriend.
Me: (Laughing) Did you? What did she say?
Ava: She said she did and then she asked me if I had one!! And I said I had one, but I didn’t like him any more.
Me: Oh. Well, how come you don’t like him anymore?
Ava: Because I like my other friend now and then I got scared and asked her if I could still be a princess and she asked why so I told her that my friend I like is a girl and I want to have a girlfriend.
Me: (a bit surprised) Oh. Ok, well what did she tell you?
Ava: That’s the best part! She said that as long as I have love I already AM a Princess!!
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sometimes i feel paranoid about people coming into my room while i’m gone, so i leave my anatomy books laying open at strategic places to discourage repeat offenders
“hi there welcome to maria’s room please accept this complimentary eyeful of butts”
Really good couple.
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
He didn’t call her branded cattle. He was basically asking if that’s what she thought of herself.
I’m on the guy’s side for this.
“Well what am I supposed to do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!”
“idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.”
send help i am dying